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Kathy Cram announces run for the White House on her birthday
Kathy Cram gets a warm reception from unregistered voters at a Cape Cod pub
Watch Gov. Cuomo’s reaction upon learning Kathy Cram is running for president
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While on Carpool Karaoke with James Corden, Kathy admits it may be more like a “jog” for the White House
Confusion grows over why Kathy chose to sing “Living On A Prayer” (by Bon Jovi) on Carpool Karaoke, saying it’s her campaign theme
Kathy Cram hounded for picking a lazy running mate
Cram refuses to release birth certificate; claims her age is 26
Kathy Cram’s birthday gift wishes made public
Top 1,000 birthday gift ideas for Kathy Cram
I know you’re hoping to see a list of gift ideas, but I ran out of creativity.
Shock over report that Cram spent 12 months looking for the Cape Cod Canal Tunnel
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Analysis: Cram’s claim she was captured then released by aliens is believable. Per the photo above, we would have released her, too
